TheGlamazon at Vampirefreaks.com

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My name is Joëlla, but most call me Ella. I'm 21 years old and I live in the beautiful country The Netherlands.
I'm sweet, dreamy, chaotic, funny and smart, but I'm also very down to earth and I have strong opinions on everything.

You won't see me drink or do drugs, and I'm trying to quit smoking so someday I will end up Straight Edge.
I don't care if you find this pathetic or not, I will be proud once I accomplish that.

I can be extremely random and most people think I'm not able to be serious, but I swear to the Lord above that those people are wrong.
I'm very chaotic, easily distracted and I find it hard to focus, but I'm being tested on ADD soon, so maybe I'll find a way to cope with this someday.
I do need to say that when I'm in cults I am very active, and my posts do make sense, because on the internet I usually think before I act.

I love getting messages, but people who inbox me showing bodyparts that should be covered by their underwear will be reported!

Enjoy the rest of my profile please.

Cults

Chronice Chemistry
Sweethearts
SweetHearts Apps

Music

Metal, preferably Industrial and Heavy
Pop and rock from the 70's and 80's.

Special mention: Rammstein
I have loved this band for over 11 years and last year I had their bandlogo tattooed on my leg.
They are awesome and their song Seemann still makes me cry every single time I hear it.

Other bands:
Helloween - Oomph!, Die Apokalyptischen Reiter, Moonspell, Scheitan, Slayer, Type O Negative, Dismal Euphony, Die Ärzte, Eisbrecher, Dresden Dolls, Limbonic Art, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Deathstars, Sear Bliss, Antichrisis, Crematory, Cruachan, Tarja Turunen, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Guns 'n Roses, HIM, Meatloaf, Bonnie Tyler, Tears for Fears, Madness, Theatre of Tragedy, Orphanage, My Chemical Romance, Osdorp Posse, Casto de Communicator, Amy McDonald, Katy Perry and...
The Backstreet Boys!

Layout Credits

Complete layout was made by myself, that includes the coding and the Beth-banner.
I however did not take those pictures of Beth, I only altered them.
Pictures come from WWE.com

Steal my layout and I will have an assassin decapitate you with a blunt knife.

The real Glamazon

I'm sure you know I'm not the real Glamazon.
But in case you're confused:
The Glamazon is a WWE Diva, the woman on the banner above.
I think she's gorgeous and I want her.

In every way possible.

At least I'm honest...

The things I love

I love so many things... Let's start with the hobbies, shall we?

I love reading, writing, gaming, shopping, watching movies, watching tv-series, hanging out with awesome people and making banners, layouts, icons and siggies.

I love animals, and especially cats. I have one named Cherry, and she's the cutest creature on the whole planet.

I obviously love my family, which is pretty damn big. I have three sisters and two brothers, so you can imagine how crowded birthdays are around here.

And I love my friends. Special shout-out to Miriam, who is insane, funny, beautiful and very, very sweet.

For the rest I love the regular things like tattoo's and piercings, music and doing some creative things.

Special mentions:
WWE: Kane, Beth Phoenix, Kozlov
Dragonball Z, Death Note, Tsubasa Chronicle
Games: Final Fantasy, Suikoden, Mortal Kombat
Movies: The Lost Boys, Das Boot, Con Air
TV-series: Scrubs, Mad About You, The Simpsons

That will do for now.

Oh how I hate

People who spell like toddlers. It's really not that hard to use capital letters, and spelling like on pictures of Lolcats is only funny when on pictures of Lolcats.
It's not that hard to type a few more letters you know?

I hate how chaotic and dreamy I am. It is interfering with my personal daily life, so I'm no amused. Not amused at all.

I hate fountains. Water is not supposed to go up, it's supposed to go down! Except when it comes to the whole condensation process.

Sunflowers. They are way too big and there's no way I will ever touch one. As a matter of fact, just seeing one makes me take a detour when going somewhere.
Yeah, I'm afraid of sunflowers.

Other than those things I hate the regular things like animal cruelty, discrimination, currently important politicans, extreme stupidity and insects.